Random quiz I saw. Seemed interesting, so I koped it.

Shall do it before I go to bed, heh.

(I changed the numbers because they were weird.)

Instructions:
Pick out the suitable answer in the following questions, then fill the answers provided into the blanks below, and construct a paragraph with the blanks filled.
Lastly, list a number of people whom you tag to do this quiz!

Dear (last person who left a comment on your blog / 1).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___2___. I think I realized it when ___3___ ___4___ and I saw you ___5___ ___6___. I'm sure you're ___7___ enough to understand ___8___. I'm returning ___9___ to you, but I'll keep ___10___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___11___ ___12___. ___13___.

Loves;
-Your name-

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___14___.

1] -The name of the person that tagged you-

2] What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White- I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

3] Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April -
When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

4] Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

5] What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

6] What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

7] What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open (I actually don't know what this is, but err nevermind because you watch it.)
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

8] Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That Sour pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

9] What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Grey - our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons (Okay, it's faded to pretty much white, but who cares? It was purple!)
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

10] The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

11] The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

12] What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics (KOI! LOL.)

13] Which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards [Michigan. ): ]
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

14] What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself (Other because.. I don't have a favourite activity?)

Dear Shimin(?),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your old lottery coupons, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should know that I always wanted to break to hate the Boston Celtics. Best regards.

Loves,
:D

P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself.

Tag others to do this quiz:
1. I'll get your Javachip.
2. Shimin (LOL)